“It’s like someone’s put mustard on my vagina.”
Major Mom
Tag: pregnancy
The Final Stretch
Pun intended. Continue reading “The Final Stretch”
The Third Trimester
Here we go again.
Continue reading “The Third Trimester”PAPP-A
I have low PAPP-A. Continue reading “PAPP-A”
Brace Yourselves…
…We’re expanding. Continue reading “Brace Yourselves…”
Aftermath – The War Horse
Aftermath
“I’m so sorry.” Continue reading “Aftermath – The War Horse”
Missed Miscarriage
“I’m so sorry.” Continue reading “Missed Miscarriage”
Pelvic Floor
Get ready for some TMI. Continue reading “Pelvic Floor”
Head, Shoulders, Knees, & Elbows
16 days left. Continue reading “Head, Shoulders, Knees, & Elbows”
Packing for the Hospital
…is like getting ready for the world’s worst vacation. Continue reading “Packing for the Hospital”
Fanny Daggers
I dare you to Google it. Continue reading “Fanny Daggers”
Doubling
In just five weeks, this kid has doubled in size to 4 pounds, 2 ounces. Continue reading “Doubling”
New Chapters
My god, where has the time gone? Continue reading “New Chapters”
Ba(b)ywatch
In both cases, stomachs are on display. Continue reading “Ba(b)ywatch”
You Know You’re Nesting When…
1. You clean out not only the bathroom trash, but the can itself. Continue reading “You Know You’re Nesting When…”
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