It was inevitable; I murdered Thelma. Continue reading “Thelma”
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Veteran’s Day 2017
My Dad will never tell you he is a veteran. Continue reading “Veteran’s Day 2017”
What?!
I’m 33 years old and I have tinnitus. My audiologist also says I currently have good hearing. Continue reading “What?!”
Fe3d Up Withe Typo’s
Is online news making us dumber? Continue reading “Fe3d Up Withe Typo’s”
Cats & Marriage
Nobody told me cats would prepare me for marriage. Continue reading “Cats & Marriage”
As Stupid Does
Ah, that old rubric. Humans just can’t help themselves sometimes. We do dumb things. Continue reading “As Stupid Does”
When Life Hands You Lemons…
Nine days ago, my thesis manuscript for my Master of Fine Arts was rejected. Continue reading “When Life Hands You Lemons…”
America, 2017
There’s war on the streets Continue reading “America, 2017”
Kill Schedule
I am supposed to kill. This is my job. Continue reading “Kill Schedule”
Tinyholding
Chickens pant. Continue reading “Tinyholding”
Wait For It
My absence in cyberspace has been intentional. Continue reading “Wait For It”
My Job Is Cooler Than Yours
When Z tells friends her little sister is an attack helicopter pilot now aspiring to be a graphic novelist, their minds are completely blown. That’s so fucking cool! they tell her. What a unique combo! And so she tells you yesterday over iPhone magic bridging 4,850 miles and eight time zones. And you are secretly pleased and sit a bit taller while she Continue reading “My Job Is Cooler Than Yours”
A Note of Caution
Hey, Mom and Dad! Welcome to my humble abode. Yes, please take off your shoes. Hang your coats here. No, here. Right, are you hungry? Thirsty? Do you want a nap? Yes? Oh, a note of caution. My cats. Yes, you know them. They’re still alive and kicking, even after a Continue reading “A Note of Caution”
On-The-Job-Training
This article contains explicit swearing. This article may offend you. This article contains the truth.
The Marine Corps has taught me many things over the past decade. I’ve learned how to command an infantry platoon of 40 Marines, how to accurately shoot an M-16A4 service rifle from 500 yards with no scope, and how to fight a section of AH-1W Cobra attack helicopters at night, on goggles, in a combat environment. I’ve met wonderful people Continue reading “On-The-Job-Training”
This Is Me
I like my tea tepid.
I hope my dog loves me for more than my capacity to feed him twice a day.
I hate lima beans. Continue reading “This Is Me”













